The fine automobile Toyota Corolla keeps its title before the bar, but after when its owner stumbles out drunk and intends to drive home, it become a Toyota Corona. The driver is influenced by alcohol, therefore, the is car too.

When a Toyota Corolla, because of its dependability, is the designated vehicle to get from bar to bar, or party to party, or other places where drinking alcohol is the primary recreation.
Ted's party starts at 8, then Sally's party is at 9, and Blues Traveler plays at 10:30. You want to take my car?

Your Range Rover? Which gets 15 miles per gallon. No, we'll take the Toyota Corona. Thirty-five mile to the gallon, son.
by Kelley Copter June 28, 2010
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