Toyota Celica

The best car ever in Toyota's lineup. With more standard features then needed and a gasoline saving engine, the Celica (2000-2005) (and 09??) is one of the best cars for a student because of the price, reliability, and safety. Plus, it looks badass!

Smart dude: Damn!!! you see that Toyota Celica??
Bro: Aw man its just a ricer....
Smart dude: OK! all you think about is trucks and dirtbikes! BRAT BRAT BRO!
Bro: Hey, you wanna go mobbing?? So cal 4 life homie!

Toyota Celica by Shred_the_gnar March 10, 2009

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toyota celica

a really quick car that is much faster then a neon especially tony bowmans gay neon it also destroys cavilers sunfires civics and yet again tony bowmans gay neon and a stock 1991 toyota celica can also beat a 320 hp Plymouth laser (true story) :)

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toyota celica by ericbuller October 21, 2010

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1994 Toyota Celica

The most reliable car, according to Scotty Kilmer.

Person looking for a car: "Hey, I am interested in a new reliable car. What do you recommend?"
Scotty Kilmer: "Get a 1994 Toyota Celica."

1994 Toyota Celica by Sdsr70 March 14, 2021

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97' Toyota Celica

The 6th gen Toyota Celica is an absolutely amazing car, easily the best vehicle Toyota has put on the market and I know your wanna be car guy brain is probably overheating right now reading this and no, the Toyota Supra is not a better car, the Celica is better and you only like Supras because everyone else does and everything you learned about cars is what Fast and Furious taught you.

Wannabe Car Guy: "Man I love Supras, ain't nothin better than a Toyota Supra."

Actual Car Guy: Smacks wannabe over the head "You dumbass, you'll never be apart of Dom Torero's family, the 97' Toyota Celica is a million times better"

97' Toyota Celica by RivaL214 January 10, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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