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not toward

This is untoward Liz Lemon! This is not toward!
not toward by Martallimo March 22, 2009
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fucked 3 ways towards the sun 

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.
you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)
Used as explaining the size of ones large penis.
Marry. "oh wow, you must be towler"

Bill. "yea girl, im towlerd like a horse".
Towler by Stefano marko November 20, 2012
A hero amongst men! An active ladies man who can charm his way into a mess simply to charm himself out.
Likely to deal with mortgages.
Frank: Have a good night last night?
Richard: Ohhhh yea, met this girl, her boyfriend went mad, he everntually gave up and joined in.
Frank: You're such a Towler.
Towler by Mr Good Kat March 15, 2011
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towardex by Jeff May 3, 2003

Pull Yourself Towards Yourself

Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.
Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.