Tower

A truly awesome structure, it will flourish despite the best efforts of the bar staff.

John: "Tower!"
Gaz: "Tower!"
Ste: "Tower!"
Pete: (in floods of tears) "No, no, no, I've got to take it back to the bar.

by Pete January 25, 2005

towering

To climb a tower by any means possible, just for the sake of it, and for the adrenalin rush.

Fry: Hey Gonzalo!? Wanna climb that tall mofo, and smoke a joint at the top, listening to stairway to heaven, at four in the morning?
Gonzalo: Yeh dude, time for some TOWERING!

by Francisco Oliva July 4, 2005

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Towered

To get fucked by multiple niggas at once

Hey bro did you hear last Saturday Lindsey got towered by the whole football team

by 425_kirua December 30, 2020

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IKEA tower

The beacon home. The answer to our problems. The IKEA tower reminds us that from Water Sheep we come from to Water Sheep we return

I looked for my home and I saw it. IKEA tower leading me to safety and salvation

by Raw X3 X3 August 6, 2019

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Thomas Tower

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and your brother. Typically followed by a brief chase involving a loaded pistol. See Earl Thomas.

We were at an Airbnb with a random woman and my wife walked in while my brother and I were raising a Thomas Tower.

by Tim's Thomas Tower May 7, 2020

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