To smash a chick heaps hard!!
Towel up, towelled up, gonna towel you up, need a towellin
by Cookie82 November 26, 2013
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Term used to refer to an individual's funny or painful incident. Often used in relation to surfing or contact sports.
"Hey, did you see Colmslater in the surf today? He really got toweled up."

"Don't try to start anything with those guys. They're about 25- you'd get toweled up."
by kirra board mad dog March 22, 2010
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When you get drunk enough to take a disgustingly fat girl home who's willing to do anal, but her buttocks smells of death; so you grap a towel, get it moist with warm water, insert the towel into the cheeks and remove.
Mike: Hey kid! Guess what I'm gonna do to your sister tonight.
Kid: What?
Mike: TOWEL IT UP!
by jimboseph April 6, 2011
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August 31st.

The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
by bladedguitar66 August 31, 2009
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