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towel feces

It's when you take a massive dump over your towel. You wait for it to become dry and crusty so you can wipe it off the towel so you can sculpt it into a anime body pillow.
Mom: Niggato what are you doing in there?

Niggato: I'm masterbating to my towel feces! Don't look!

Mom: What?!

Niggato: you'll never catch me

Narrator: Niggato runs away from his room, fleeing with his feces body pillow
by Niggato's body pillow April 24, 2017
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