Toutes des salopes 

"They're all sluts" in French. Used to point out the obvious, by frustration or for comical release.

Toutes des salopes! Sauf nos mères et nos soeurs. Nos mères par respect, et nos soeurs par ignorance.

They're all sluts! Except our mothers and sisters. Our mothers from respect, and our sisters by ignorance.

"Toutes des salopes!" said Tom after he got dumped.

Toutes des salopes by soakrmk July 7, 2006

totes retar 

The most vacuous, stone-brained way to say "totally retarded" - totes retar the word is in fact, totes retar.

Annoying White Chick 1: Oh gawd Sheila, the way Amanda wore pink and green together to prom was totes retar.
Annoying White Chick 2: Totally, gross, totes retar.

totes retar by Crunching on Gravel October 29, 2017

Totes Malotes

Totally bad ass!

The phrase is a combination of totes, which is a truncated way of saying "totally" and malote, which is Chicano slang for "bad ass." It was popularized and possibly originated from the animated science fiction show “Rick and Morty”, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon for Adult Swim. It's used by Rick Sanchez in Episode 4 of the first season, M. Night Shaym-Aliens!

Rick and Morty steal processor chips from the intergalactic scammers called the Zigerions and make a getaway in one of their escape pods.....

Rick Sanchez: Totes Malotes Dawg!

Totes Malotes by Doctor Felony August 9, 2016

Totes Bro

Totally bro.
The more awesome version of "Cool Story Bro"

Use it. It's a thing now.

"Hey dude did you see the size of those tampons?"
"Totes bro. They look like they could fit up a walrus."

"Totes bro"
"Stop saying that! Do you know how annoying it is?"
"Totes bro."

Totes Bro by Totesbro January 20, 2012

for totes ser 

For totes ser is an abbreviation for totally serious. The for is unnecessary, it simply rolls off the tongue.

Let's say you approach me with a question such as: "Jon, did you shoot that hoe?" Then I would respond "Why yes Jake... I'm for totes ser." As in I am being (for) totally serious.

for totes ser by Jon Shields September 10, 2006

totes awks 

Totally awkward

It was totes awks when my dad caught me in bed with my new boyfriend.

totes awks by Tanny_G April 26, 2011

totes mcscrotes 

An even cooler term for the work totes magotes, it originalted from a popular YouTuber named Markiplier.

Man 1:"Dude did you see that video Markiplier put up?"
Man 2:"Yeah! It was totes mcscrotes epic!"
Man 1:"So, want to get some t?"
Man 2:"Now THAT would be totes mcscrotes."

totes mcscrotes by The late and great nipple man January 8, 2014