Rabbi tout

Old, shriveled uncircumsized penis

That dude might be one of the brightest minds in the world, but he has a rabbi tout

by Welchlin October 24, 2019

rabbi's tout

Pulling your pud inside your loose basketball shorts while losing the game.

Todd pulled a rabbi's tout on the bench.

by Silky Wang October 24, 2019

Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.

That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!

by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017

Tout laid

A person, object, situation or place that sucks beyond common sense. (French expression)

Dude, t'es tout laid.

by Mtl_Cammy October 11, 2010

mange-tout

a verb for conservatives to emphasise how drunk they were the other night

'Minty and I got absolutely mange-tout'd the other night'

by mrs-pinkel May 14, 2023

Mange-tout

a wierd word for a scabby fanny

that girls got a mange-tout

by Mange-Tout October 23, 2010

tout

to have a puff of a marjuana ciggarette (also known as zoot or beatie)

yo bruvs i see u bunnin dat shit away , allow me a tout .

hi , i can see that u are smokin a 'zoot' , can i please have a puff)

by DAS November 23, 2003