Toupaïegender 

Toupaïegender (often abbreviated to toupaïe) is a gender for people who identify with the term "toupaïe" which is derived from "top" and means "the highest point", basically is a gender identity for people who feel extremely unsure about their gender identity but have come a long way into their questioning and do not identify to the gender binary.
The usual pronouns used by toupaïegenders are toup/toupa/toupelf (same order as they/them/themselves).

Person1: "I'm worried over Fatima, she's being questioning for some time now and hasn't come to a conclusion yet."
Person2: "Toup now identify as toupaïegender, I'm glad for toupa toup are at one with toupelf."

Toupaïegender by AnneWorldEater February 6, 2022

Dick Toupee 

A mustache that your friend is proud of but you want to humiliate them in front of a group so you congratulate them on having something that would normally reside on the top of a penis.

Whoa! That's a nice dick toupee!!

Dick Toupee by PieKnee October 6, 2016

tampa bay toupee 

when a girl gives a bald man a blow job, she makes him ejaculate in her mouth and then spits the cum on his head. She then shaves off his pubes and sticks them on his semen covered head, thus making a homemade hair piece

fred came over last night and i fixed his bald head with a tampa bay toupee.

tampa bay toupee by curly jefferson 69 April 5, 2008

Toupee 

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

Toupee by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015

presidential toupe 

Styling of one's pubic hair to mimic the fashion of our current President's orange 'do

Man, did you see the presidential toupee sticking out of her bathing suit?!

presidential toupe by LostMyBiscuits May 30, 2018

Hot toupee 

A hot toupee requires two men, and one must be bald. One man must ejaculate onto the otherman's bald head. Giveing him a head full of cum to act as hair.

Man, we're you at Joe's party Friday night? Him and Andrew were giving each other "hot toupee's".

Hot toupee by Sharky mcfly March 16, 2016

Poor Man's Toupee 

A greasy, dirty baseball cap worn by college students and otherwise poor dudes to hide their receding hairline.

"Why did Randy wear that old baseball cap to the wedding reception?"

answer: "Because he's going bald. That's his Poor Man's Toupee."

Poor Man's Toupee by real concerned citizen February 23, 2012