a way to describe an incident or occurence in life as troublesome, or in many cases, to express a generally fucked up state of living.

imagine the literal "tough shit", it's like a real burning case of the squirts, only as a metaphor for life. most commonly emphasized sarcastically, as to mock the seriousness of the situation.

Bob: I haven't slept in days, there's a terrible rash on my crotch, my car got impounded, some other guy is fucking my girlfriend, and I just lost my job.

Jane: Tough shit man.

tough shit by Rham March 18, 2008

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Punch Your Tough Shit Card

An action offered to an asshole whose worthless opinion or request doesn't matter and/or is a waste of time.

Frank: Hey Bill, Dave over in Finance wants that report from last week so he can finish the proposal.

Bill: Tell Dave to come see me and I'll punch his Tough Shit Card.

Or:

Tell me again how much you hate it when your neighbor's dog craps in your yard and I'll Punch Your Tough Shit Card for you.

Punch Your Tough Shit Card by bktscrambler October 5, 2009

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Tourshits

is an inherited sphinctiatric disorder with onset in childhood, characterized by the presence of uncontrollable bowels. Think Tourettes, just with your butt.

I thought I had diarrhea, little did I know I had Tourshits disorder.

Tourshits by Frozen_Stiff89 February 27, 2010

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coughshite

When you cough and shit yourself.

My cat did it on my dad's keys 😂🙀🤣

My cat coughshited 😂

coughshite by Lammcgf October 4, 2019

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