no muff too tough 

An expression used to describe a person's complete lack of discretion in selecting those whom he/she chooses to perform oral sex on.

Are you kidding me? No muff too tough, I dive at five.

no muff too tough by dalbort June 24, 2007

No muff too tough 

A belief that any and all pussy should be eaten. The exact number of such practitioners is not known...and probably never will be, as few will publicly confess to such lack of standards.

That hoe has been fucked by thousands...yet he ate her gleefully, proving that there is no muff too tough!

No muff too tough by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Tough Muffins Bitch 

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

Tough Muffins Bitch by Breastie January 30, 2009

Tough muffler 

When a girl goes down on a guy in the rain while he fingers her

I just got a tough muffler in the park

Tough muffler by Binary01 July 23, 2019

Tough Muffins 

Another way to say “sucks for you.”

Coined by the Z dawg

Person 1: I am stressed...
Z Dawg: Tough muffins

Tough Muffins by ZzzzzzDawgieeee December 5, 2019

touch muffin 

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.

Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.

touch muffin by dickscrambler October 6, 2016