Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause
Margret: ....YEES!
Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?
Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!
Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause
Margret: ....YEES!
Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?
Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!
Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.
by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005
another (and a bit crude and nasty) way of "too bad", "tough beans", "tough shit", "tough turd", "tough tudballs" or anything of similar sediment.
The jury speaker: The jury finds the defendant GUILTY of all charges - treason, rape, sexual harassment, sexual assault, perversion, prostitution running, money laundering, tax evasion, corruption, abuse of office, covering up, obstruction of justice, stealing, election fraud, collaborating with foreign governments, nepotism, neglect, dereliction of duties, and incest!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!
Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: You are hereby removed from your position as President of the United States of America. I now sentence you to life imprisonment with NO chance ever of parole!
Donald Trump: I am a god! I can do anything I want to! I can grab women by the pussy and I can give them titty-twisters if I want and I can fuck them even if they don't consent. I can legally rape them! I can marry my daughter Ivanka too! I love to walk up behind her and squeeze her tits! Ooh it feels so good! You can't take these pleasures away from me! You can't remove me from office! I AM A GOD!!!
Speaker of the Impeachment Committee: Tough tits, you traitor muthafuckah!!!
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by flying fuck @q.com January 22, 2020
Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.
by niuhuskie November 5, 2007
A woman who does not know her place in the world and tries to be a hardass, the equivalent of the male word "tommy tough nuts". These types of women usually require a backhand and then must be sent to the kitchen in order to make you a sandwich.
Tina: I walk into my class 5 minutes late everyday, the teacher don't do nothin' because he knows not to mess with me.
Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!
Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!
Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!
Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!
by SalmonStairWalker September 30, 2011