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touchole 

A person who acts like a "asshole"
Mr Sludge is the biggest touchole I know
touchole by Tony September 18, 2003

touchole 

The anal opening. Only touching of it is grudgingly allowed. Many women resist fingering of this until sufficently aroused and then many discover it is a one way ticket to internal fireworks.
Qim squirmed when first I fingered her touchole. But after some clit clobbering I easily slid two fingers in her touchole and the moaning and writhing began in ernest.
touchole by Starman February 11, 2005

touchhole 

A dialect word from extreme western Massachusetts and upstate New York, prevalent mostly among those born between 1935 and 1955. Seems to defy definition, but having the same weight as such words as "asshole", "cocksucker", "motherfucker", perhaps even a bit more derogatory.
"Yewwww touchhole"
"This touchhole walked in and started fucking with me for no goddamn reason."
touchhole by Travis Hodgdon August 26, 2008

touchhole 

A regional insult used fairly commonly in parts of New England, including Maine, with a meaning similar to asshole. Touchhole, however, is more likely to be used in a light-hearted way and is also more acceptable in public places.
Hey, Touchhole, it's wicked irritating when you do that.

He thinks he's cunnin', but he's really just being a touchhole.
touchhole by servechilled November 20, 2010

touchless 

A male/female who is yet to be intimately involved in ANY way with another human being.
'...at this point, as a 36 year old touchless male, I don't know what to do. I guess I just keep on keeping on...' (after a failed attempt of initmate approach)
touchless by redditscanner July 31, 2013

touchhole 

A somewhat cleaned up version of the word asshole.
That guy just cut me off, what a touchhole.
touchhole by DeBeth May 26, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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