Someone who plays with their smartphone or other touchscreen (game player) and does not get much exercise.
My friends are always taking selfies, googling and becoming touch potatoes planted in fast food restaurant tables.
by glenglish May 19, 2017
by jraw April 12, 2017
The time when you persuade an extremely attractive lady back to your hotel room, but you are so drunk that you involuntarily shit yourself when you get excited.
She slowly undressed to reveal the body of a goddess. Unfortunately I really needed a shit just as it was getting exciting. At first I thought I was just touching cloth, but then I realised it was all over, as I was Touching Davenorte.
by Hunk Royal October 30, 2017
The time that you have pulled the hottest girl of your life and she has taken you back to her apartment, but you are so drunk that you fully shit yourself as you are undressing in front of her.
I thought I was only touching cloth and might still get away with having sex with the hot girl. But then I realised I was touching Davenorte
by Hunk Royal October 28, 2017
The most useless fucking thing phone companies have ever come up with since they can be easily broken by a drop of sweat.
by Don’t just don’t May 4, 2021
by touching grass March 27, 2023
the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022