touchfeel 

A last defense in a dis battle. After your all out of comebacks, if you have absolutely nothing, you can rely on this one. Either your opponent will stop what he is doing rendered completely brain dead or will burst out laughing at the stupidity you just uttered. Commonly used while gaming and getting your ass handed to you.

Joe, why cant you kill anyone, your playing like a retarded gorilla. Fuck you ya fucken...uuuuh, touchfeel.

touchfeel by Zycon December 9, 2007

Touchfest 

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.

"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"

Touchfest by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010

Touchful 

When something or someone touches you deeply.

The way she played the song on the guitar was so touchful.

Touchful by Minnie Bear August 25, 2011

Touchfest 

When a group of people continuously pat each other on the back for performing menial tasks at work.

"Hey, did you see those guys shaking each other's hands and telling each other how great of a job they did? "Yeah I did, what a touchfest".

Touchfest by FredoAl May 9, 2018

Seattle touchee 

A given individual shits in a condom and then places it in the freezer, thus forming a dildo-like object. The former mentioned uses the object to pleasure the partner. Due to vaginal (or anal) friction, the dildo becomes a shit-balloon, which is slapped on the head at the point of orgasm.

Oh, dog, I gave your mom a Seattle touchee last night, she LOVED it!

Seattle touchee by James Glenridge December 24, 2008

touchmebleed

a threat used in a short joking burst

Seb: Give me the remote (reaches over)

Joel:touchmebleed

Seb: oh......ok

touchmebleed by Joel Sweeney June 20, 2007

touchee 

pronounced like TWO SHAY. Means good comeback or nice thought, often used when two people are going back and forth with insults. When someone gets burned and they dont know what to say and/or they want to compliment the burn they just got. its not the correct spelling, but its how black or mixed people spell it on facebook.

Touchee

touchee by Marladimercurio November 9, 2010