Touch Tone Telephone 

one of the greatest song ever and may as well be a love song

"cause you're the only person in the world who understands"
you can't tell me Touch Tone Telephone isn't gay

Touch Tone Telephone by raybeez May 15, 2022

touch tone kid 

Kids who have parents who are more involved with their cell phones than their kids. Absentee Parenting. Related to the 1980's "Latch Key Kid" that came home after school to an empty house because both parents had to work.

Ignore the kids because you can't put your cell phone down.

The worst is when I see parents out with their kids and both parents are looking at their phones. Poor little Touch Tone Kid.

touch tone kid by MsPms March 5, 2014

Touchstone 

Person of importance. Significant other. Your constant, the person who completes you and makes you whole. A true friend without critisms and judgements, who loves you unconditionally.

Sterling is my Touchstone.
Only friends can be equals, touchstone:)

Touchstone by Bella January 13, 2004

Ms. Touchton 

A teacher who, with just a few words, makes you want to bite your own arm off just so you have something to throw at her. In a word, boring to hell and back, and a total pain to deal with.

GOD, I HATE MS. TOUCHTON' S CLASS!!!

Ms. Touchton by Phisher15 April 5, 2019

touchtone terrorist 

When someone only engages you via snarky text messages. Usually the terrorist is trying to get you to engage in a mean reply and then they play victim. They won’t answer the phone to clear up the miscommunication.

Good job not engaging the touchtone terrorist. Your reply was very nice.

touchtone terrorist by Therealtonitalks April 7, 2022

touchmoney 

an ugly human who doesn’t know how to act. usually a cheater and a player who gets girls preggo my eggo.

touchmoney is so ugly and annoying and he cheats on all his girlfriends

touchmoney by tikitikiland January 30, 2023

TouchTunes Cropdust 

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

TouchTunes Cropdust by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023