Touch my goat 

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.

“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
“Touch my goat! Let’s go!”

Touch my goat by Touch my goat July 2, 2019

Touch my no no

When u have a hot babe touching your fat cock. and it will be hella spicy

Him: GAWD BITCH JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
her: UAHHAHUAGHAUUHAUAHU

Touch my no no by Kat033 February 12, 2018

touch my leg

Random statement usually said to an eldery female on a bus or subway

Hey sexy, wanna touch my leg.

touch my leg by it_was_a_friday_night January 18, 2008

touch my pearls 

You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.

During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.

touch my pearls by So Fee says January 4, 2018

Touch My Body 

A catchy Mariah Carey song. "Touch My Body" is the first single released from E = MC2, a Mariah Carey album. In addition, it is Mariah Carey's 18th Number One single.

Boy 1: "Touch My Body!"

Boy 2: "EWW! What is that song?"

Girl 1: "Relax, it is a Mariah Carey song."

Girl 2: "Mariah Carey is awesome!!!"

Touch My Body by EddyD August 14, 2008

Touch my no no

When you abnormally touch that one spot and mmmmmmmm it's nice

Him: just touch it. JUST TOUCH MY NO NO
Her: I can't you have a pot noddle

Touch my no no by PU$$YCAT528 February 16, 2018

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

Touch my penis by Anonymous May 6, 2003