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noun; a genetically modified watermelon with a green rind and a blue meat and a taste of pina colada with a hint of gazelle.
1. Jims Dean is hungary for soemthing tropical yet gamey, so he bought a tottermelon.

2. Darren and Charlie are a scrumtrellescent pair of tottermelon salesmen.
by Chuckles R. July 14, 2006