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Totino's Poisoning 

What you get when you eat an entire Totino's Party Pizza.
I can't believe I ate the whole thing. I can slowly feel Totino's Poisoning setting in by the hardening of my stomach and the gradual calcification of my large intestine.

Totino's Pizza Rolls 

Official gay snack thanks to S42 E13 of SNL hosted by Kristen Stewart in which Kristen and Vanessa made out over Totino's Pizza Rolls.
girl: hey girlfriend would you like some Totino's Pizza Rolls?
girlfriend: yes, girlfriend. J'aime les rolls de pizza.
Totino's Pizza Rolls by mcclinton February 5, 2017

Totino's Party 

Totino's party is a perfect blend of Totino's pizza rolls and mindless orgy sex typically starting off as a normal pizza party until someone busts out a bag of Totino's pizza rolls and everyone is swept away by the pure pleasure of partaking in pizza rolls.
Greg: yo this pizza party is amazing!
Simone: hey guys, I brought a bag of pizza rolls.
Greg: hell yeah, now it's gonna be a Totino's party
Totino's Party by The Alpaca king August 13, 2018

Tomino's Hell 

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
Tomino's Hell by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.
1. Hey kids, "I've got Totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool."
Totinos by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010

totinos hit pizza rolls 

Reee kids favorite after school snack, this word derived from ancient australian language when someone made totinos hot pizza rolls.
TOTINOS TOTINOS HIT PIZZA ROLLS TOTINOS TOTINOS, EVERYBODY IS TALKING ABOUT TOTINOS.