totem-head Share definition Flag Someone who pops totem-shaped benzos like xanax, ambien, etc (totem-poles). I betcha Baron Kaker from HR is a totem-head. She's a spaced-out GRRRR-momma. totem-head by spudmonkey69 April 1, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the totem-head mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch