total top 

A rump-spelunker who only puts his penis in the rear of fellow men. He does not take it from behind under any circumstances; unless he is presented with a powertop. (See definition powertop)

Hey man, 28, blue/brwn, 7" cut total top!

total top by geebee June 16, 2004

Totalitopian 

Poverty-free, disease-free and prosperous (A.K.A. "perfect") state, only that everything is regulated by the government. See paradox.

There is only one requirement to be a citizen of a totalitopian nation: give up your free will.

Totalitopian by Glemy-sama January 4, 2012

totaltots 

Totally. Similar to totes mcgoats. Used by the scenesters.

You going to the party?

No

You going to the mall?

No

You going to take facebook pics of yourself with that $1200 camera?

TOTALTOTS

totaltots by ihatethescene420 July 9, 2011

Totalitopian 

A political vision whereby utopia will be achieved if only the self-anointed “natural superiors” are granted control over the totality of most or all life events.

Incremental legislation seeks to impose the Totalitopian vision of the self-anointed elite.

Totalitopian by KGdG December 10, 2023

Total Top 

A gay man with internalized homophobia who wants to have gay sex without feeling gay, so he acts as the top during anal sex and does not care about the satisfaction of his parter at all.

“Hey we should 69”

“No way im a total top, your just a hole i can use”

Total Top by Rex Rraptor May 11, 2025

Totalitopia

The dystopian 'utopia' where government's 'perfection' means total control.

There is no crime in Totalitopia because there is no freedom of thought, word or deed.

Totalitopia by KGdG November 2, 2025