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Toastarianism 

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.
Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019
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totalitariatism 

Misspelled version of the word "totalitarianism" that was spoken by President Donald Trump at his Independence Day event at Mount Rushmore on July 3rd, 2020.
Trump accidentally said "totalitariatism" while his gelled hair flapped in the wind.

Totalitarianism

Domination by a government of all political, social, and economic activities in a nation. Totalitarianism is a phenomenon of the twentieth century: earlier forms of despotism and autocracy lacked the technical capacity to control every aspect of life. The term is applied both to fascist governments (see fascism) and to many forms of communism.
"Totalitarianism is a horrible form of government"
Totalitarianism by jegundead April 21, 2007

Totalitarianism

The form of government that US conservatives wish to impose on the US of A by using FUD (Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt) to manipulate the voters. They convince people to agree to limiting their own freedom for a false sense of safety. With more government controls on sex, religion, drugs and a person’s suicide process, the US government is moving towards total control of the population. This process best with people who think “Animal Farm” is a story about farm animals.
Conservative: Great, another terrorist attach! Now we can pass a new low to monitor our US citizen’s mail and determine who is updating the Urban Dictionary with truthful anti totalitarianism information.
Totalitarianism by Noone Here September 8, 2007

totalitarianismistic 

adj.: doing something in the form of a totalitarianism
Some say Nazi Leader Adolf Hitler ruled his country in a totalitarianismistic manner. Those same dared to call his country a totalitarianism.
totalitarianismistic by bababoom December 6, 2010

totalitarianistic 

-ones beleif that they have absolute power and therefore interact with others (mainly coworkers) in a belittling and verbally attacking manor.

*even though 99% of the time they base their thoughts on the fairytales that they make up in their own petty little mind
The reign over H2 will come to an end, hopefully sooner rather than later, due to the totalitarianistic tendencys of the current ruler.

totalitarianismist 

A person who is enthusiastic about the ruling elite making decisions on their behalf.
As he listened to the speech of his leader his pulse quickened with excitement and unbeknownst to him he had become a "totalitarianismist".
totalitarianismist by Da good Doug September 6, 2021