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totally not gay 

Really, really, ridiculously gay.
Darren: Hey, do these espadrilles make me look like some sort of twink?

Chris: Don't worry brah. You look totally not gay. Chuch.
totally not gay by teh_slops September 9, 2010

totally not gay 

When closeted gay men who desperately seek the attention and approval of others jokingly engage in sexual innuendos that would otherwise appear to make them homosexual but then claim that its "totally not gay" when it is in-fact completely, 100% gay.
Zephyr: Hey, why don't I pretend to perform fellatio on you.
Jono: Sure, cuz we're "straight" so its funny because we're totally not gay!
totally not gay by Starchy Tuber Pal December 30, 2011

totally not gay 

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

Totally not gay 

Something that you and your bro just “do”
Yo, so I fingered my bro and that’s totally not gay.
My bro bought me McDonalds so I had to pleasure in a totally not gay way.
Totally not gay by Andrew 333 November 16, 2018

totallyayse 

Totallyayse is a caring,sweet,loving,kind fanpage she works hard on her posts and people love her coloring.
Person 1:who's totallyayse?
Person 2:she's a sunkin she's my fp idol!she's really sweet and loving
Person 1:woah she seems nice!
totallyayse by anonymous February 16, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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