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To so severely damage a vehicle, typically a car (automobile), that it is a total write-off, that is beyond economic repair
This guy in a 4x4 just pulled out of a side road and totalled my car, it looked as if it had been hit by a snow plough(plow)
totalled by Martin George September 24, 2004

tee totaler

Someone who abstains from drinking alcohol
Do u prefer wines, spirits, beers or are you a tee totaler?
tee totaler by Ben is my name June 20, 2008

TotalledWord203 

TotalledWord203 - the minecraft Gordon Ramsay, spends his time insulting your builds, your life and building better then you
“I’ll get TotalledWord203 to come insult your builds”
(adj) the state of one being out of their face. Common examples are an individual consuming excess quantities of mushies or soup
Bruv, way to go, Im totalled!

totalferals 

totalferals is a hot person who makes tiktoks
they love badboyhalo too much and are swaggy
i should follow totalferals on tiktok right now!
totalferals by ummmmm ok July 9, 2021

two-totaler 

Someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.
Hey bro, fancy another?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Yeh, think I might become a two-totaler from now on.'
two-totaler by Clapo86 February 25, 2012