totalfark 

$5 a month version of Fark.com. Access to more articles, civilized and humorous repartee, valuable advice threads and regular Drew Curtis and Wil Wheaton visits.

The Internet Evolution:

- TotalFarkers
- Something Awful Goons
- Fark-liters
- Slashdotters
- Mildew
- Dog hair
- UrbanDictionary.com regulars who post about their friends and their fake sexual experiences with single subject-verb sentences
- Live Journal Attention Whores
- assistant crack Whore

There is no UltraFark.

If SomethingAwful is the state university, TotalFark is the Ivy League.

totalfark by propensity July 5, 2004

totalfark 

A site compiled of one liners linking to news stories that you heard about weeks before.

If fark has any credability it's because it's linked on somethingawful

totalfark by bren4220 May 1, 2005

Totalwar.org 

A website, related to the Total War series of games, but has turned into a political rant space. Awesome website full of cool people.

www.totalwar.org is a great website full of intelligent people. Everyone who enjoys politics and rational discussion should go there.

Totalwar.org by DemonArchangel July 4, 2004

totalak 

radndom useage, yelled in large crowds for distractions, break up akward or unusual silences

"TOTALAK"

totalak by morrowborder94 January 18, 2009