tosswallow 

Noun.
Pertaining to one who continues to talk shit when it is plainly obvious to all who are listening that what they are listening to is complete shit. The speaker obviously thinks that the listener is going to swallow that which they are freely tossing.

Do you know such-and-such? What a tosswallow!

tosswallow by Knokker February 9, 2012

titswallow 

1. the reaction to having something horrible happen to you.
2. a better way to say son of a bitch.
3. to swallow a boob

1. Andy: i did horrible on that math test

Amber: oh that's a giant titswallow

2. Jake: that kid just pushed me in the hall, what a titswallow

3. Carl: i totally titswallowed that girl last night

titswallow by MJ2010 November 29, 2010

tosswallop 

to fire your man muck at a specificic target with considerable power

i shot my hot love goo in her face with so much power it left a bruise "tosswallop"

tosswallop by daddy coole December 12, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012