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18.
people or a particular person who likes to take time out and endulge in the odd bit of wanking
fenwick grabbed his one-inch and gave it some exercise while dreaming of kayleigh scott

tosspots are thought to use masterbation as "practice for the big game!"
by bacon sandwich April 06, 2004
 
1.
fool
you fucking tosspot, look what you've gone and done!
by Phillip Jackson May 23, 2002
 
2.
Originally a word for someone who is a drunkard, over-fond of ale, of tossing the pot of ale back.

Earliest example of this known is in 16th century Elizabethan English,
Shakespeare's play "Twelfth Night", has the word in the closing part of the play, in Feste's song.

Nice to see it's still used, even if the meaning could be slightly different.
"But when I came unto my beds,
With hey, ho, the wind and the rain,
With toss-pots still had drunken heads,
For the rain it raineth every day."

That Kevin is an effin tosspot, pissed out of his head again.
by jack10pen December 31, 2008
 
3.
British slur. To be a tosser or a wanker.


Literally, means a pot filled with seminal fluid from masturbation.
you toss pot!
by Gumba Gumba March 01, 2004
 
4.
A wanker
Hey that blokes a total tosspot
by J.Parris July 11, 2003
 
5.
complete arsehole. someone who really deserves to die slowly and painfully
Mr Newman, crappy drama teacher at WBGS. what a complete tosspot
by newmanFan January 30, 2005
 
6.
An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.
Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x
by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004
 
7.
With reference to "Bastard" this word is used as an insult. with the meaning of the pot that is used when donaters of sperm use to capture the "donation" hence the off spring being a bastard as they are not informed of who the donater is.
"Frost ya Bloody Tosspot"
by BounceWibble August 17, 2004