sonmeone who always comes late
"im waiting for moe but he is gonna take a year because hes a tortoise"
by italianpimpsta September 25, 2002
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Noun (ancient Roman military term): a battle tactic in which a squad of soldiers close ranks into a tight square and link their shields over their heads and at their sides all around, creating a nearly impenetrable formation which can advance and engage enemy positions at close range without taking heavy casualties.
During the battle at the Moon Gate in Alexandria, Caesar ordered the deployment of the tortoise formation to neutralize the enemy ballistas.
by speedog July 27, 2010
when one ejaculates on another's back and sticks a pillow to it.
"Forget getting Supermanned, that bitch got Tortoised!!"
by lpLPlp April 05, 2010
Tortoise Another name for a ford Taurus. because if there slowness
That taurus is so slow its like a tortoise
by CGK May 12, 2009
Tourtoise new title for a pedophile
Tortoise is the new word for pedophile. Because they always beat the hair!
by tinyhole August 20, 2012
whilst having sex. you slide in really slow and get there (ejaculate) before the Hair(hare).
"my girfriend wanted so much foreplay, that I totally went Tortoise on her."
by cyantific August 10, 2008
Band that can play pretty damn good, but sucks too much to put in any vocals.
I downloaded the new Tortoise album 3 weeks before it came out.
by Clayborne Harris March 31, 2004