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tortillaing 

Pronounced: tore-tea-ya-ing

The act of throwing tortillas onto something, especially cars.

It was originally started when Christine had ripped off some of the extra tortilla from her snack wrap, and decided to throw it out Brianna's window onto the car next to them. It landed perfectly onto the car, and they could not stop laughing. They have also been known to tortilla their own car, while still in it. Christine and Brianna have become known as the "Tortilla Bandits" and are coming to tortilla your car next.
"We were tortillaing cars yesterday!"
tortillaing by Christine Batson November 12, 2007

Tortillera 

1 Spanish word that means homosexual woman (lesbian) 2 Woman who makes a living out of making tortillas.
1 Ellen Degeneres is a big tortillera!
2 That tortillera makes the best tortillas in town!
Tortillera by angel January 18, 2005

tortillia 

A nickname you give people who pronounce tortilla as tortillia
hey look its our friend tortillia!
tortillia by Nerdy_girl_808 April 17, 2016

tortillera 

Spanish slang for a lesbian....ie a lesbo or a dyke.
Example taken from Netflix's Money Heist (aka La Casa Del Papel - Season 1 EP 5) European Spanish

Nairobi: ¿Que haces a ver? ¿Que haces?! ¿Adonde vas? ¿Qué miras?
Tokyo: Tranquelita
Nairobi: No, no vas a comerte el rotulador.
Un otro hombre: ¿Qué pasa?
Nairobi: Que es in poco tortillera....No se que coño mira....¿Qué miras?
Tokyo: La tortillera es tú! Que se te puso la pepita como un azucarillo.

tortillavictoria 

tortillavictoria is a sexc milf with mommy milkers
tortillavictoria by anonymous March 18, 2021

Tortillia 

When a dumbfuck mispronounces the word "tortilla".
Hummus: Do you like tortillia or pita chips with your hummus.
Anyone with a functioning iq: Did you just say tortilla?
Tortillia by dumbfuckdgg February 24, 2021