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squidward tortellini

When it was the episode on SpongeBob Square Pants, when Patrick, SpongeBob, and Squidward were in a snail race. When Squidward grabbed the trophy it was Patrick who won.
"The first place snail racing cup presented to Squidward TORTELLINI!!!

alaskan tortellini 

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.
Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.
alaskan tortellini by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Tortellini Transition 

When one is fucking and decides to change the holes, the period in between fucking each hole is called a tortellini transition.
Aye I was fucking Mary the other day and she sharted during the tortellini transition.

Tortellini dick 

When you have three or more men stuck their needle dicks inside of your chode and the nut shot burns through your cock.
Jerry: "Damn did you here that Scott had a tortellini dick last night?"
Jim: "Yeah I heard the nut got stuck in his urethra!"

Jerry: "Holy hell!!"
Tortellini dick by NightmareFuel13 January 15, 2019

Tortilinie 

A person who sells souls for discount prices.
Draper: "I lost my soul again!"
Betsey: "You should go buy one from Tortilinie!"
Draper: "NO, THAT BITCH STOLE MY CRACK RAT!"
Tortilinie by Tortilinie July 30, 2009

zucchini_tortellini.cos 

Owner of a fat voluptuous earth quake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god
Damn zucchini_tortellini.cos sure is the Owner of a fat voluptuous earthquake starting ass and an absolute horse cock my god”

I didn’t wanna put that it forced me