turditude 

a shitty, awful attitude

Shelley's querulous whining was reflective of her turditude.

turditude by wiley1 April 24, 2008

Tortitude 

The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)

Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!

Tortitude by Citydweller38 August 17, 2011

Turpitude

Wickedness, and vileness.

That chocolate pie is full of turpitude, just look in it's eyes!

Turpitude by That guy in black December 17, 2008

toolitude 

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

toolitude by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Tortitude 

A common stereotype among cat owners depicting tortoiseshell cats as being far more tsundere-ish than other breeds. Anyone who has owned a tortoiseshell cat can attest to its truthfulness.

Tortitude is real, and it doesn't diminish with age. Tortoiseshell cats are often very short-tempered and aggressive, but they are extremely affectionate when not in a sassy mood. Tortoiseshell cats are talkative regardless of their mood, and they are quite resilient as well. Might have something to do with the fact that they're always female.

Tortitude by Ubeenbamboozledson July 30, 2021

twerpitude

Attitude observed in preteen and adolescent youth as they progress from elementary school into the middle school grades. Female students frequently exhibit more twerpitude than their male peers and at an earlier age. Twerpitude is especially severe in grades 7, 8 and 9, during which time it seems to peak and then level off as they near college age.

Parent, "I was thinking of chaperoning the middle school dance."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."

twerpitude by parent of a 7th grader August 20, 2010

thorpitudinastic

(adj) - possessing excessive amounts of thorpitude.

"You're looking rather thorpitudinastic today."
"Why, thank you!"

thorpitudinastic by cybertaur1 October 6, 2005