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4.
(adj) extreme, out of this world; stronger/crazier version of "awesome"; makes your head spin but you like it
"That band is so torpid!"
by Barg January 28, 2006
 
1.
Slow.
Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!
by Jesus January 17, 2003
 
2.
sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.
The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.
by Old-School-Con September 07, 2008
 
3.
–noun
1. The act of ToRpiD
2. The fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in fail trolling on a forum.
3. To talk absolute shit, repeating everything they say.
4. An incest faggot, directly related to the manson family.
1. A ToRpiD would say something like "I feel sorry for you, having 13 legs and an orange head."
2. o rly?
3. Take what little grammar you have and go back to school, mang.
4. OH NOEZ PLEZ NO?! I'm sorry if you cant come up with a single logical argument
5. lol ur a kool kid arent u
by JesusHadAegis February 19, 2009