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Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
Related Words
A name of georgian origins. Also means muscular
Person 1: damn that dudes fit

Person 2: of course his name is tornike
Tornike by Not Tornike April 9, 2021

Dick tornado 

When a tornado hits a dildo factory and somehow becomes stronger after the impact. The tornado is filled with flying dick debris.
The tornado was bad, but then it hit Dildo Inc. and got worse. It turned into a real dick tornado.
Dick tornado by RandySavage5 November 22, 2011

tornadian 

A person who was born in a tornado. Usually used to insult someone, more specifically their intelligence.
David: The Emoji Movie is the best movie ever made!
Me: Shut the fuck up you fucking tornadian.
tornadian by Dee to the See August 24, 2017

Happier than a tornado in a trailer park 

Annamae: "I'm soo happy that you guys are getting married. I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park"

Tornado Bait 

A person who lives in a moblie home, or the mobile home itself.
If you live in a mobile home, you may not be trailer trash, but you're still probably tornado bait.
Tornado Bait by Shawnster April 5, 2005