tardulator
(n.) A large calculator with over sized buttons and an 8 digit display suited for retards with meaty over sized yet stubby fingers.
tardulator by jables42 December 11, 2007
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Tardulator
A calculator with buttons so big people of diminished mental capacity can still use it, usually only performing basic functions.
“Check out the size of that calculator, you think with it being that large it would do more then just the basics”
“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”
“No man it is a tardulator, that is all they do”
Tardulator by J. Benjamin December 3, 2007
Turdulater
Noun
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.
Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
A person who calculates the weight of their turd with a simple equation. Before-After=Turd or B-A=T. They accomplish this by weighing themselves before they sit and after they shit. Which gives them the approximate weight of said Turd.
Verb-Turdulate, Turdulating, Turdulated
"Remember in 'Next Friday' when that guy said, 'I feel five pounds lighter'?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
"Yeah, that movie was funny."
"He must have been an expert turdulater, because I just turdulated and mine was only 2.5 pounds."
"Dude, I told you not to talk about your turds during Jeopardy."
"What's the number for the plumber again?"
Turdulater by pizoozoo August 25, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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