Tardling

The offspring of 2 Tards !!

"your our little Tardling"

Tardling by baggy600 February 13, 2010

Tart Toddling 

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

Tart Toddling by Dooley July 12, 2006

Turdling 

n.

a meager drop of shit hanging from the anus that refuses to drop unless wiped away causing not discomfort but of being just an annoyance

Fuck man, why won't this turdling just fucking drop!?!?

Turdling by Pimpilicious August 1, 2003

turdling 

A weasle like co-worker who blocks any hope of enjoyment.

I was heading for the stairs 15 minutes early when the turdling spotted me, so now I'm stuck here until 5.

turdling by fatmacman September 5, 2005

Tortling 

The act in which you receive blowjob (oral sex), while your are engage in online video gaming.

While playing COD, the neighborhood slut was tortling me.

Tortling by c_will502 March 13, 2010

toodling

Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander

The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.

toodling by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013

turdling 

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

turdling by ZionMagus August 14, 2003