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1. To burn the motherfucker to tha GROUND!
2. Arson of a public/private building.

Mike: Yo neeg, let's peep Mr. Merryweather's house on the top of that hill and giv'r a nice torchjob, you hear?
Johnny: Fair game man, faiiiir game. I'll keep an eye for the heat, you deal the damage and we'll split like Hilton's legs.
Mike: Toight.
torchjob by kroonk April 6, 2006
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Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.
Forensic Guy: "Special Access" they said.
Gwen Cooper: For who?
Forensic Guy: Torchwood.
Torchwood by PJ360 November 2, 2006
An enema with Ben-Gay. I think I read about this in Playboy in the eighties and curled up in my seat just thinking about it. Don't know if it is real or fake but I'm sure it can't be good for you in the extreme.
"John thought a Torchjob would help with both his back and constipation problem. He's dead so it did"

constipation torch burning asshole
TorchJob by Bel-Ter March 12, 2010

Touchnoob 

A player in the world of Guild Wars who uses the 'touch ranger' build, focussing on health draining while using minimum energy for it.
It's really easy to play this build and considered noobish.
omg, go away touchnoob.. go fck yourself
Touchnoob by SeventhGrave July 22, 2009
1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).
The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.
torchwood by emresch October 21, 2008
Doctor Who with guns, swearing, violence and sex
torchwood by PixelSE46 March 30, 2025