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topshelf 

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A topshelf occurs when one defecates on the bathroom counter, typically right next to the sink. A good topshelf is decorated with either a cocktail sword or a cocktail umbrella, depending on the topshelfer's preference.
On my last day at my old job, I topshelfed the office bathroom!
topshelf by B Young August 14, 2006
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topshelfworth • toshelle

Topshelfer

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A drink consisting of a shot of every spirit on the top shelf of the pub. Commonly consumed on ones birthday
John was shitfaced after doing a topshelfer to celebrate turning 43.
Topshelfer by Hairy Lee69 July 7, 2023
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topshelfworth 

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An individual who defines their self worth by getting drunk on single malt scotch.
A single male orders top shelf spirits in a bar to comphensate for a lack of female companionship illustrating his topshelfworth.
topshelfworth by jkentos February 14, 2009
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toshelle 

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She is very nice
Toshelle is a good hearted amazing person , she is open minded and she likes milkshakes
toshelle by Jimmy John Jones March 8, 2021
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Nutshot 

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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
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Nerd neck 

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A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
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