topdecking 

The deplorable act of taking a shit in the cistern as opposed to the toilet bowl, hence taking a dump in the 'top deck'.

Usually performed as a form of revenge.

Also known as slam dumping

This party sucks. I'm gonna topdeck the shitter and then let's get the fuck out of here.

topdecking by mark August 31, 2004

trocking 

To verbaly upset others during an on-line forum discussion.

I know I am trocking the boat

trocking by Fred Bloggs September 17, 2004

Throcking 

(ptcpl.vb.)
The action of continually pushing down the lever on a pop-up toaster in the hope that you will thereby get it to understand that you want it to toast something.

Throcking by Nick March 28, 2003

Trocking 

A written exchange between members of an on-line forum. Can be used in an intense fashion but more these days in an impish and mischievous way. Trocking is used to describe a member’s state of mind whilst posting on forums. He is really trocking this afternoon, meaning he is in a childish mood and depositing spam on every thread. Origin: derived from the classic typo of “trocking the boat”.

I am really trocking today lads.

Trocking by Johnyhatesjazz March 3, 2005

Toroking 

The act of spending a potential evening of lust and intercourse with a woman in exchange to merely cuddle and have a good chat.

Bro #1: "Yo bro, me and Lauren totally hit it off last night, we cuddled and chit-chatted for like 3 hours!"

Bro #2 "DUDE you gotta stop toroking every girl you meet!"

Toroking by Dr. Papi November 14, 2011

Trocking 

The process of writing, playing, listening, or dancing to Trock music.

I'm Trocking out to Chameleon Circuit's new CD!

Trocking by Harmonies In Whoville June 10, 2009

trocking 

trolling and jocking combined

ex: “Bruhhh, I’m just trocking I wasn’t being for real.”

trocking by alex vu gubler August 2, 2024