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1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want
1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!
by sinserpent October 06, 2008

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