topiarist

A sculptor of topiaries who can also cut nigger's hair.

Damn,Daekwon! That is one fly haircut!! Did you just come from the topiarist?

by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

topiaristic

Adj. 1. To embody the quality of topiary

2. To behave as a topiarist

1. The bulbous, defined shape of your hair is topiaristic.
2. When the stylist cut my hair, they painstakingly detailed it in a topiaristic manner.

by riverharkness10 March 6, 2023