topay 

topay is commonly used when someone takes there dirty sock

and shoves it inside someones mouth when there yawning.

I topayed that annoying kid who always yawns really loud.

topay by JJinyourmouth May 28, 2011

It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

It feels really good to be alive today!!! by guaymas February 14, 2012

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

topsykrest 

A person that is bad at fortnite and doesn’t know how to be a good teammate. Bad at everything actually.

Dang. Fucking jimmy is such a topsykrest

topsykrest by Wayste8 June 26, 2019

No day but today 

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".

"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.

No day but today by kydie November 28, 2005

robert topala 

2.2 when?

Hi, Robert Topala, it is me gamer43269420 from geometry dahs, 2.2 when?

robert topala by gamer43269420 June 22, 2021

Sloppy toppy

When a girl is sucking
And then she drools on the dick
Yerrr

Ayo You seen Samantha that bitch gave me a sloppy toppy

Sloppy toppy by Xxx_xxxi March 7, 2018