Textlexia 

1: The accidental use of "text language" when writing manually, or composing a formal e-mail
2: the inability to spell words correctly when first learning to use T9 predictive text or other predictive texting modes.

Definition One:

Doctor to patient:
Dear patient,
Just a friendly remindr. Please be sure 2 take 50mg of the medication I prescribed to you w/ plenty of water.
Sincerely, Doc

Definition Two:

Sender: "Hi, how's evrythg going?"
Reciever: "What's 'evrythg' mean?"
Sender: "Sorry, I have a mild case of textlexia."

Textlexia by Lee Brody March 6, 2009

Textlexia 

A person who has severe trouble remembering other people's names and is a terrible speller when texting. Similar to Dyslexia.

John:(texting) "hey whats up?"
Larry:(also texting) "nb Mike. hgt?
John: "you must have textlexia."

Textlexia by laxislife19 April 16, 2009

Footlexia 

When your feet get the pedals mixed up when learning to drive a car

‘He used the accelerator instead of the brake - he had footlexia

Footlexia by Lady driver November 1, 2020

textlexia 

An inability to compose an interpretable text message due to outside pressures or emotional constraints.

"Man, sorry about that. My textlexia's flared up "

textlexia by sparksneon January 7, 2007

Titlexia 

1. When you reach for the right boob and uncontrollably grab the left one.

2. When you can't read unless your face is resting on a breas

It isn't an addiction, it is a disease, but with hard work and a loving circle of supportive friends we will beat Titlexia together

Titlexia by Glenydotcom March 15, 2014

tootleitus 

a person who loses sanity for undertermined spaces of time and for no defined reason ,yet after this period of rational behavior returns to normal sanity

ben -"did you see that girl in the street before she had a bad case of tootleitus screaming at that them children only to carry on normally shortly after"

matt-"yeah i did was crazy"

tootleitus by bardock69 March 22, 2010

tootlepip 

One who loves one's car and hair too much.

Commonly confused with a Jabroni.

Lover of small Animals.

aka. Electric DEON!!

Deon Knight is a tootle-pip

tootlepip by Steve August 16, 2004