toothy starfish 

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

toothy starfish by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017

Toothy Smile

A person who bites there lower lip in a chestery way

Toothy Smile talked to me again today

Toothy Smile by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Trucker's Tooth 

A male version of a camel toe. When a guys pants are so tight that his balls straddle the seam.

His pants are so tight he has a Trucker's Tooth.

Trucker's Tooth by lelsie September 25, 2011

Bush's Bean Tooth 

Bush's Bean Tooth is a disease found commonly in the plain folk of the lower regions of the United States. Tennessee, Alabama, and Mississippi were hit the hardest with nearly 65% of Tennessee residents infected. Bush's Bean Tooth, or BBT as it's better known, is caused by lack of nourishment which in turn causes the body to turn the teeth into beautiful delicious beans that can be used for consumption in emergency situations. Dr's maintain BBT is somehow linked to Pol Mol cigarettes, beef jerky, and moonshine.

Those who deal with Bush's Bean Tooth in public often hear shouts from passersby of "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"

I didn't know the guy had Bush's Bean Tooth before I punched him in the mouth. It was like watching a guy spit out a mouth full of bean soup.

Bush's Bean Tooth by Martin J McFly September 23, 2011

what's the tooth 

how a teething or toothached child says what's the time

what's the tooth?

what's the tooth by xdr5t3evq3q October 30, 2023

tooth snot 

Left over food stuck in between one's teeth.

John didn't have the time to floss before going to work, so he blew his tooth snot instead of flossing.

tooth snot by Argyrodes February 21, 2019

Tooth Shot 

During oral sex, the tooth may clip the corona of the penis or worse the cum hole.

That bitch gave me a tooth shot. I was bleeding for a while.

Tooth Shot by KILLKEV November 20, 2004