kolo toured

To attempt at something but fail miserably.

I tried to clear the ball out of the box but Kolo Toured it and scored in my own net.

kolo toured by JGenzy February 14, 2014

tooled up 

Carrying a weapon, usually for a specific purpose.

John ensured he was tooled up for the job

tooled up by Loge May 6, 2003

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

thored 

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

thored by darline December 13, 2006

TorRed Challenger 

The undisputed champion of all Mopar racing TorRed is widley known as the fastest color on the face of the earth. Some would have you believe the Black is the fastest color, however this is only due to the fact that the TorRed Challenger goes so fast that there isnt a drag strip out there that can measure its 1/4 mile time

Daves TorRed Challenger is very nice.

TorRed Challenger by SRTANDY June 4, 2009

Tooled

The act of getting used. Unintentionally doing something that someone else gets credit for.

Igor just stole your idea and won the contest with it! Boy, you got tooled!

Tooled by T-Rav January 21, 2005

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers 

A hard dicking while having Culloden's third movement, Finale playing.

Ezekiel: I heard Micheal toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers last Friday.

Amos: How do you know?
Ezekiel: I could hear Culloden's III movement coming from upstairs, and it felt like a mini earthquake in my apartment.

Amos: Oh yeah... then she definitely got her stoops toomed.

Toomed her stoops for the gaudy sodgers by MulattoTech April 20, 2017