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1.
something that kills the conversation because of its randomness or weirdness. Usually said after the awkward comment was used with "that was" before it. Also a certain expression is amde with the face of the person saying tooner by opening his/her eyes as wide as possible and lifting eyebrows. Many times a person doesn't even have to say tooner and will only say "That was" and imply it.
person 1: I'm gona wear my super tight shirt so that everyone will think I'm buff.

person 2:That was tooner/ you are tooner/ That WAS!
by SugaShaners June 07, 2009
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2.
A penis
That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010
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3.
A penis
That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.
by Greselda1234 October 11, 2010
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4.
Martini, plain and simple...preferably with vodka.
I had several tooners before heading over to meet the ol' lady for dinner.
by billbaroo November 21, 2008
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