TULUM-TOOLATE 

Having no pity for people being caught getting shitfaced on a plane going to Tulum in a weird Fyre Festival/Hunger Games vibe.

- OMG JeNnY hOW Do wE gEt bAcK to CanAdA?!? We'Re bLoCkEd fRoM alL thE AirlInes? BuT thEy DiDN'T eveN fiND thE CoCaiNe And MolLy!!
*cries in influencer*
- it's TULUM-TOOLATE bitch.
*starts GoFundMe*

TULUM-TOOLATE by sylar1 January 6, 2022

Toogans 

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.

For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."

Toogans by MurphyB July 6, 2008

trogladite 

A mutant creature so vile, its very presence causes famine, slavery and apartheid. Extreme cases result in genocide.

Jenny was the trogladite at Dave's party. Nine months after the party, Hitler was born.

trogladite by Concerned Males Everywhere January 9, 2011

Tootla Whoa 

it's just a word that you say when you have nothing else to say.

"So I saw this cute girl once but I didn't have anything to say to her. I wanted to strike up a conversation so I said Tootla Whoa. I've never talked to her ever since."

Tootla Whoa by ShampooHat April 17, 2008

toolgasm

A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

When Maynard screams for 15 seconds in Eulogy i had a Toolgasm. In just about every Tool song I have a Toolgasm.

toolgasm by Allen November 4, 2003

toolgasm

One of the greatest feelings a human being can experience. A toolgasm is caused when someone or a group of people is/are listening to music created by the Los Angeles based band 'Tool'. The toolgasm usually occurs at the climax of a song. Some causes of toolgasms have been listed below. A toolgasm is extremely similar to an orgasm, but with no fluids as a result. So in a sense, it is a cleaner orgasm.

Several causes of toolgasms:

4 min. 18 sec. into the song Stinkfist:.

6 min. 35 sec. into the song Eulogy.

6 min. 12 sec. into the song Ticks and Leeches

7 min. 20 sec. into the song Lateralus

toolgasm by stooze December 21, 2008

tookladoo 

A young man/woman that switches to the opposite gender at a young age.

My grandkid is a tookladoo

tookladoo by Tookladoolover March 29, 2022