Toolurist 

A tourist who attempts, but fails, to blend with the people of the city they are visiting.

Faking you're from a city that you're not from just won't work.

See that guy with the cowboy hat? I just heard him speak, and he's got a Jersey accent. What a toolurist.

Toolurist by Minimcbeef June 26, 2010

Tofurkey 

When a person bowls 3 spares in a row in a bowling game. It's kind of like getting Turkey in bowling, but not as good. Similar to how Tofurkey is kind of like eating a Turkey, but not as good.

Guy 1: "Yo dude check it out!"
Guy 2: "Check what out? You only got a spare"
Guy1: "Yeah but that's 3 in a row, I got a Tofurkey"
Guy2: "Yeah well do it with strikes, than that'll be something to brag about"

Tofurkey by Some Good September 24, 2011

tofurkey 

a turkey of the rare tofu species, found only in remote regions of nepal. each tofurkey was born merely as a slab of tofu. only 1 in 500 will sprout feet at age 2, and subsequently gain other turkish characteristics. each tofurkey has but one goal in life, and that is to be approved by the TNAOVFTWNOA (tofurkey national association of vegetarian food that was nevertheless once alive). once approved, tofurkeys must rigorously study a language. those who study english are sent to either the northeast or california, where most ameriveggies reside. once they complete their migration, around the end of november, they are promptly skinned of any exterior non-tofulike characteristics, and served to the unknowing public.

johnny finkelstein was raised a jewish tofurkey. as he migrated to america to complete his final life task, he tried not to travel on saturdays.

tofurkey by sincerely, ruthie pwns September 30, 2005

tofurducken 

It's the vegetarian version of a turducken.

In theory, it's a tofurkey which has been stuffed with mock duck, which has been stuffed with ficken (fake chicken), which has been stuffed with a vegetarian stuffing.

Tofurkey> Mock Duck> Fake Chicken> Stuffing...

I've been asking my vegetarian girlfriend to create a tofurducken for me, but so far it has not happened. Turducken sounds rad, but vegetarians are missing the boat.

tofurducken by Swintronix April 29, 2010

toofbrush 

A utensil used by someone on welfare when they attempt to clean their lone tooth.

Is that Ned the Wino? Yeah, he's getting busy with his toofbrush.

toofbrush by Paolo Maldini June 16, 2009

toofus 

teeth

"You gots to floss dem toofus if you ever wanna catch some ass, boy." - My Dad, 1981 (good looking out, Pops!)

toofus by Herb N. Dictionary October 28, 2002

toofers 

Teeth

Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍

toofers by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018