Toocan Sam 

1-Toocan Sam: a very mangy bird that lives in the jungle, and leads innocent unsuspecting children into the jungle in search of sugary cereal...claiming that if you "follow his nose" that will in some way actually lead you to the god damn cereal; however, the only thing these kids ever get is bitten by thousands of jungle in insects and the occasional jungle lion....leaving them with no cereal, infectious wounds and a hatred of all things that fly.

2-Toocan Sam: An alcoholic drink.
Ingredients:

* 3/4 oz Spiced rum (Captain Morgan's)
* 3/4 oz Triple sec
* 3/4 oz Blue Curacao
* 3/4 oz Coconut rum (Parrot bay)
* 3 oz Pineapple juice
* Lace with Grenadine

Mixing instructions:

in a shaker half filled with ice, add first 5 ingredients. shake well. strain into hurricane glass filled with ice. lace with grenadine.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! that bird said to follow his nose to the cereal and now we're lost in the jungle and i'm scared and cold, so very cold.....i say it's time to eat the fat kid of the group or we'll never survive....DAMNNNN YOUU TOOCAN SAM!

I say, this Toocan Sam the barkeep made tastes like shit. I swear, there's no spiced rum in it at all...tastes rather like semen to me.

Toocan Sam by James March 6, 2004

toocan sam 

a girl named jess stevens with a big nose and nice tits.

hey look its toocan sam. caw caw

toocan sam by shawno October 12, 2004

toocan knows 

When you get a wiff of a certain smell in the air and an urge comes over you to follow the smell with your nose.

#1. Did you smell that?
#2. No
#3. (with nose raised High in the air) Follow me.
#4. Where are you guy's going?

#1. Follow the nose toocan knows

toocan knows by gangstagoldfish April 25, 2011

Toucansexual

A person who is attracted to toucans and identifys as a toucan. A lesser known identity.

Guy 1: That toucan is so hot.

Guy 2: Dude you are toucansexual.

Toucansexual by Toucan123 June 16, 2016

toorang 

A word that means you have a chode with acne on it. They also tend to be egotistical .

"Look at that Toorang over there"

toorang by Ape Boi November 16, 2018

Toogans 

Noun 1. A Glutton.
2. A person who pushes the boundaries of unhealthy food choices.
3. A gluttonous lifestyle.

Adv. 1. A toogans approach to eating.

Adj. 1. Descriptive of an overindulgent food item or person.

Verb. 1. To overindulge in food.

For Noun:
"A Toogans Move": Ordering a double bacon cheeseburger and then requesting ranch dressing to dip it in. Dipping cheesecake in chocolate syrup. Dipping any already fried food in ranch dressing. Shaking the excess crumbs from a bag of chips into your mouth after consuming the entire bag. Turning the bag inside out and licking it.

For Adverb: "I'm about to go toogans on this meal!"

For Adjective: "That desert was a toogans delight." or "Look at that fatty toogans over there."

For Verb: "To toog or not to toog, that is the question."

Toogans by MurphyB July 6, 2008

Toucan Sam 

A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).

*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.

Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam

Toucan Sam by frog-bean March 10, 2021