Toobing 

When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.

Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.

Toobing by Homanclature October 19, 2020

Toobing 

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

Toobing by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

toobing 

When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!

Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!

toobing by Jay229 November 17, 2014

Noob Toobing

In First-Person shooters, where a player (specifically a noob, hence "noob toobing") kills players using only grenade launchers, RPGs, Rocket launchers, or any other weapon considered cheap. While it is ok to do this once in a while, it considered just not right to do repeadedly.

"dude, stop noob toobing, it is retarded."

Noob Toobing by IKilledKenny72 February 7, 2010

twobbing 

The act of pleasuring a female with a frozen spatula. Very stimulating.

Erik: Dude I was totally twobbing Andrea the other day and then she farted. wtf. She also got frostbite.

twobbing by GUESSWH0 July 19, 2007

Toobing 

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

Toobing by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020

Toobing 

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

Toobing by bueygrande October 30, 2020