tontons 

Girls who are so fat, they not only weight tons, but they also make you want to slice them open, crawl inside them for warmth, just like Luke Skywalker did to that ton-ton in The Empire Strikes Back!

OMG, this cold is freezing my nuts off, we need to find some tontons!

tontons by Anita B. January 22, 2008

Tontos lost tribe 

A tribe that fought in the great war of Dykes and E- thots thought to be dead but was recently awakened by the coming of the new order of Dykes. Lead by Bk this elite unit of warriors is meant to bring order and peace to the world.

"There goes tonto there must be a cell of dykes nearby lets evacuate so they can do their work."
tontos lost tribe

Tontos lost tribe by TontoTribesman February 21, 2020

Tonton 

A local hero in the Broadway show, "Once on this Island", often known for breaking awkward silences, saving the day, and being awesome.

In recognition, Tonton has his own holiday "Tontonmas" where young children celebrate by eating large amounts of Waffles.

Pray! Pray! Tonton?

Tonton by TTJ G July 24, 2011

tontonka 

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.

Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!

tontonka by willk93 October 30, 2010

Ta-tonions 

1. Large breast that are soo magnificent they make you wanna cry.

2.Ta-Ta's that make your eyes water.

Guy 1: Damn bro look at those Ta-tonions!

Guy 2: (teary eyed) Arent they glorious!

Ta-tonions by kleanone April 28, 2009

Tonton 

1) Another word for tatas that are huge.
2) Something you wish your girlfriend had.

1) WOAH! THAT GIRL HAD GREAT TONTONS!
2) Those tontons were awesome.
3) Something that guys jerk off to.

Tonton by Tonton-lover October 23, 2010

totonsiphobia 

fear of a bra

i have a totonsiphobia

totonsiphobia by jackiee1278 October 22, 2012